A textuationship

A talking stage long distance or via game in which the parties have never met but a committed with eachother

Sam : we talk alot over text but we're not dating

Mila : so you're in a textuationship

by Spacemuffins September 19, 2023

lost in textlation

This is when a text message was sent meaning one thing, but was misinterpreted by the recipient either because they couldn't hear the intonation in the senders voice, didn't realize it was meant jokingly and/or sarcastically, or, any other misinterpretation of the text message senders true and original meaning.

"Dude, I was definitely joking when I said your Mom was at my house. I can't believe you got mad. It was just "lost in textlation."

by Pot4Scott November 17, 2014

tituational comedy

n., when a humorous situation escalates into the accidental or intentional use of breasts to fuel physical comedy

Guy A: Hey, did you see the latest episode? You know, where that guy totally grabbed that girl's boobs?

Guy B: Yeah, I kinda thought it was an excess of tituational comedy.

by UnlovedByEditors November 24, 2013

lost in textlation

When sacarsm, humor, wit, emapthy, apathy, and really just everything gets twisted, lost, confused, royally screwed, and taken too far via texting and/or sexting.

Emoticons are a lame ass way to make this easier.

Jen's morning after text to Steve: "Oh my gosh, I forgot to tell you last night that I have Herpes."

Jen...still waiting....wondering why Steve hasn't called.

Jen should've used a smiley face to prevent her "humor" being lost in textlation. :)

by soggywhitebread April 8, 2011

Textlationship

A relationship between two people using text messages. Really just an added step in the relationship process but probably makes it easier for the verbally challenged to "break the ice"

I never would have commented on the size of your breasts if we weren't in this textlationship

by Tnp12rocks April 3, 2017

Titration

Prenetration of the females mammary glands (also Titration (aka titrimetry)1 is a common laboratory method of quantitative chemical analysis that is used to determine the unknown concentration of a known reactant)

titrationtitty wank tittie wanktitswank

by Hi-Sun and Stoned-Lion April 3, 2011

Textationship

A "relationship" in which the parties speak to each other mainly through texting.

This "relationship" will probally only last a few weeks at the most.

There is also little physical contact, and 'face-to-face' talking involved in these "relationships."

Kai: So I hear you and Tom are in a relationship?!

Audriana: I guess you could call it that even though you only talk through texting...

Kai: Wait... So you mean it's a Textationship

by OsuBandTwink October 7, 2009