tapitolize

Making one's move on an "opportunity". In strict reference toward a person sexually attractive.

YO. Imma tapitolize on that chick over there, she fine.

by Matt April 6, 2005

tarptard

A person with an over obsession of tarping things such as vehicles, people or objects.

What's he doing with that tarp? Oh, don't worry about him he's a tarptard

by aussieandy November 20, 2014

bangkok tar pit

Before anal sex a guy takes a dump in his girls crack and procedes to push his poop into her anus with his penis.

After a long night of drinking i talked my girlfriend into trying a "Bangkok Tar Pit"

by ballweg smash January 8, 2009

Tarpitz

A beach undeservedly surfed by douche bags who suck at surfing.

You dont surf tarpitzzzzzz

by who is it February 12, 2010

Tappit

combination of the word "tap" and the word "it", used to describe a woman you would love to have sex with.

DUUDE, Wanda is such a tappit.

Check out the chestmelons on that chick, I'd totally tappit.

by MastaBlasta420 September 21, 2009

Tapitillo Special

While banging a girl from behind on the kitchen countertop, you pull out and quickly dip your cock in tapitillo hot sauce and then procede to rapidly insert said penis back into the girl's vagina or anus. Leaves your girl with a burning sensation that she will never forget. Make sure to use a condom though or else your cock will be on fire as well!

I was banging my friend's girl in his kitchen so I busted out the Tapitillo Special. Now she can't get enough of that spicy cock! Muy Caliente!

by The C3 Banger December 5, 2009

Tar pit

Marinella's black pussy leftover pussy trimmings stuck under my nail after I'm done fingering her schmeg-infested crotch.

After finger banging her rotten crotch, it looked like I had dipped my hands in the Labrea Tar Pits. Nasty Bitch

by Butter n' Butter January 27, 2004