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Testicle Tadpoles

Testicle Tadpoles: n. A peciluar, yet humorous way of refering to sperm.
Saudi's testicle tadpoles are swimming in his girlfriend's eye ball.

"Sensually suck the pole, and I'll give you some testicle tadpoles."
by Woo-Ladd February 24, 2009
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Trapologist

noun: trapologist; plural noun: trapologists

An expert in or student of the branch of business concerning selling that pack.

An individual with a doctorate in the study of trapology.
Jaquaveon was going to Harvard in order to become a trapologist.

Cheif Keef is a world-renowned trapologist known for his masterful knowledge of trapology.
by RetardedBushing September 9, 2022
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Tapoo

The art of shitting in as big a surface area as possible, smearing your hands in it and making a wonderful mural on the closest wall.

A combination of "tattoo" and "poo", it can also be used to mean the consumption of the turd.
"Oh my God, did you see the tapoo your toddler's just done? It's like a fucking Picasso!"

"Jesus, she has the tapoo in her teeth"
by Mortical Zombie November 17, 2011
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TapouT

The original brand of mixed martial arts apparel, TapouT is an American T-shirt and MMA apparel brand. It was started in 1997 by three men, "Punkass" Dan Caldwell, "Skyskrape" Tim Katz, and Charles "Mask" Lewis Jr.(1963-2009), and is still doing well today. Unfortunately, a lot of "douche bags" wear TapouT clothes, which is why they aren't respected that much.
by Phenomenal1 July 15, 2010
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tadpole frappe

New England term for a mouthful after a blowjob.
Thirsty, honey? How about a tadpole frappe?
by I learned it from Mino November 5, 2004
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tapometer

A rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is fuckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly fuckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn't wish on your worst mate.
I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.
by Davododger June 7, 2007
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tupola

Something that smells really bad and thinks there all that when really they are bad at everything they do, but they have a cool friend called kate which make there status higher then normal
that guy is such a tupola, oh well he has a cool friend
by iamcoolerthenallofuguy March 2, 2008
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