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tadpoles

Fuck what you know about being a man, I bust tadpoles son.
by mr.white July 27, 2008
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According to the 24 year old Ashton irwin tadpoles are baby turtles there for onins have layers and that why Ashton Irwin is always rigth :')
Ashton: tadpoles are baby tutels

Everybody:*turns heads to ashton*
by 5sos definitions July 11, 2018
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tadpoles

The "tadpole" like shrapnel emptied into the toilet bowl from your bowels after eating salad the day before or that day and it requires lbs of toilet paper to cleanse, it's almost like wiping your ass with wax paper.
I took a crap and the bowl was full of tadpoles!
by Q8 December 29, 2007
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5 Seconds of Summer’s Ashton Irwin once said they’re baby turtles or mosquitoes
Ashton: Tadpoles are baby turtles

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Ashton: Oh, they’re mosquitoes, aren’t they?
by LoverOfHope November 22, 2020
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Oh Shit My Tadpoles

Husband~Honey my tadpoles are on you, ah and the ceiling

Wife~how did you get it on the ceiling.

Husband~I don’t know they seem to be good swimmers today
by rossydear2 May 29, 2022
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Shooting tadpoles at the moon.

As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.
by mtspacey March 2, 2011
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set the tadpoles free

To ejaculate,cum,spunk,shoot your muck
milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
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