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Synthetic Jack Black

The purest substance on Earth. Will take you from the decking to the beach in 3 seconds flat!
“Hey dude you got the *good stuff*?”
“Yeah dude. I got the *synthetic jack black
“Ohhh yeah dude bowel cancer time!”
by Kidslayer69 January 12, 2020
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the synthetic dream foundation

One of the most influential experimental electronic bands of all time. They explore industrial music, neo classical piano, dark ambient music, and film music.
The synthetic dream foundation is the best industrial band ever.
by sarah June 7, 2004
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synthetic air raid siren

The sound of an air raid siren, produced solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.

No real air raid sirens are dented with a hammer, mutilated, or even destroyed when synthetic air raid sirens are deployed
Timmy, you've just got to "lissen" to the zax from the Commodore Amiga demo, "Massive" by the Commodore Amiga computer demo group Skarla! You can hear synthetic air raid sirens at the very beginning!
by Telephony January 18, 2017
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Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.
Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.
by Pugtot September 1, 2022
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synthetic lesbianism

Falsly being gay or lesbian
All the girl be having a problem with synthetic lesbianism
by redondahead May 14, 2015
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Synthetic Realness

When something looks and feels real enough to pass… but you know deep down it’s manufactured. Can apply to AI influencers, staged “candid” photos, or that brand new dive bar that spent millions to look old and grimy.
My office has a 'fun zone' with bean bags and foosball. It’s all synthetic realness to distract from the 12-hour workdays.
by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 2, 2025
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Synthetic

When one lives a very modern life style, particularly referring to the excessive use of technology and voluntarily surrounding oneself with such things considered “unnatural” and “unhealthy”. The term “synthetic” focuses on the individual’s willingness to actively participate in such a contemporary life style defined by overuse of technology and fast food. It is partially synonymous with discord moderator.

Using technology or eating fast food by itself is not considered synthetic, but when it becomes a life style and in excessive amounts, it is.

One can avoid being synthetic by spending time outside, doing things traditionally, eating healthily, lowering screen time and avoiding social media.
“Ugh ewww, that guy is eating a burger and fries while using his phone AND laptop at the same time…”
“Ugh, that’s SO synthetic .. ;-;”
For real.”
by hey_there75 January 7, 2024
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