Swifty

the absolutely, undisputed king of all caretakers. Glastry is truly blessed by his presence

"Hey did you see Swifty?"
"No, why?"

"Near ran me down with that we floor cleaner of his!"
"Legend!"

by FussiestApe October 17, 2019

swifty_mosshead

A hot mf who is never missing ong and hes seggy

Ayo yall know swifty_mosshead he never miss

by Idc.swifty March 3, 2021

swifty.exe

LITERALLY THE BEST COSPLAYER OMG HOW CAN U NOT LOVE THEM <33333

I love swifty.exe! same man!

by lily..the.red <3 September 3, 2021

Goin' Swifty

When a woman doesn't wear panties at a public event: a la Tayor Swift.

When a gust of wind blew my girl's dress up, everyone saw she was Goin' Swifty.

by USC Godfather April 18, 2018

fireball.swifty

A social media influencer, a bad bitch, lesbian icon, did I mention social media influencer?

Have you seen the new Charli video?

No! I’ve been busy watching Fireball.Swifty!

by bri_ebi June 24, 2021

Tom Swifty

When a girl spits on her hands and smack's the guys dick until it's red.

girl - "don't talk to me like that or i'll give you a tom swifty!

boy - "omg her tom swifty's definitely turn me on"

by tacosareyum October 23, 2011

swifty

It's a handjob from Taylor Swift where she just has a surprised look the whole time.

That swifty was sooo amzain!

by DFs May 28, 2012