One who is sweet swizzling. This person is so cool that they are not just called cool by others, they have a title; a Swizzler. Swizzlers are an elite few. They are the people who inspire others to want to be cool. They are so cool that they CAN imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. In fact, they have met this monkey and spat on him. Thats right, they spat.
"Did you hear about Benjamin. He put a cherry bomb in the principal's toilet, while the principal was still on it!" "Wow, he is a true Swizzler."
by The Rota dweller May 25, 2009
Get the Swizzler mug.Noun: (swizzl' tymer) An older person who is suffering from Dementia-like behavior; a grumpy, old, crazy person. Description of an Old-Timer that is losing his/her mind!
Similar to the twisted shape of a Swizzle stick or a Twizzler.
Similar to the twisted shape of a Swizzle stick or a Twizzler.
Grandma lost her keys in the oven again, that old Swizzletimer!
Happy 50th, Dad! You old Swizzletimer! (Term of Endearment)
Their mind is all swizzletimered.
Happy 50th, Dad! You old Swizzletimer! (Term of Endearment)
Their mind is all swizzletimered.
by winkle2u August 25, 2010
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The act of getting as intoxicated as physically possible off alcohol, weed, pills, or any combination of the 3. Most likely for a special occasion such as a friend in town, wedding, or just for the fuck of it.
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