spildo

A brand of dildo that emits synthetic jizz and produces robot babies in vaginas.
Increases the process of pregnancy by 12%.

I used my spildo today. My baby should pop out in about a month!

by bonerman19 July 9, 2009

SSILD

Senses Initiated Lucid Dream

A method of inducing a lucid dream by paying attention to vision, noises and sensations before returning to sleep.

I got to fly on a giant purple twinkie last night, all thanks to SSILD!

by PhookaBoo December 23, 2012

Henry Swindale

Henry is a really hot and funny.
Henry is great and he is REALLYYYYYYY fast.
Nice hair 👌

"OMG is that Henry Swindale!? he is soo hot!"
"Henry Swindale is cool!"

by JEffyJaZZy October 20, 2019

Swilly

Like a chav but worse. Originate from the estate Swilly in Plymouth where a four bed house cost £6k. Now renamed North Prospect. Gold ridden, tracksuit wearing fucks who like to fight.

"err what you looking at you cunt, wanna fight i'm a swilly."

by Marlon detroit July 6, 2006

soilder

The misspelling of the word Soldier.

Please know the correct spelling of the word soldier and do not use the word soilder!! No one has soiled anything!!

by military speller November 30, 2010

Swindled

Gaffled, cheated, hustled. Taken advantage of.

Man I got swindled, while I was in the shower the broad stole my wallet

by Big Reese December 7, 2003

shildo

A shildo is when you take a shit and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a shit dildo, "shildo".

That is a huge shildo.

by matthew wengler July 3, 2004