Seal Sunday

The day when you take your time to worship world's greatest seal mammal, thy seal

"OI Mike do you know what day it is"
"Course I fucking do mate...it's Seal Sunday dickhead"
"Whhhaaayy the cunt knows"

by Seal Sunday October 12, 2020

sunday league

A distinct British form of football (soccar) played by unfit, hungover builders (and every other trade / profession you can think of) on wet sunday afternoons in local parks. Games are normally brutal affairs with multiple red cards, horrific injury and lifetime bans common occurances.

Your a sunday league referee? Your either brave, foolish or both.

by black flag June 5, 2004

Fucked Six Ways To Sunday

1. Absolutely Shitfaced
2.A situation in which there is no way to get out of it. You Can't Lie, bargain, cry, plead, beg, or joke your way out of being fucked six ways to sunday

1. He drank to the point of being fucked six ways to sunday.
2. I sent that angry email about the boss, to the boss by mistake. Now I'm fucked six ways to sunday.

by MrFallout May 20, 2016

sunday best

noun "Sunday best" describes the clothes some wear to church on Sunday. They're referred to as "best" because they're supposed to be your nice / dressy clothes.

Father wears his Sunday best
Mother's tired she needs a rest
The kids are playing up downstairs
Sister's sighing in her sleep...
Brother's got a date to keep
He can't hang around...

by rich rick May 17, 2012

sonjay

Sonjay is a dual influence: at times you can be extremely happy, expressive, full of fun, and good-natured; yet at other times you find congenial association impossible, being controlled by self-pity, moods, and depression. If you could express only the constructive qualities and restrain the negative qualities of your nature, you would always be good company. These contrasting qualities make it difficult for people to understand you and can lead to friction in your personal life. You are deep, philosophical, and refined, but your extremely sensitive nature causes you to become depressed over any real or imagined slight. You feel and sense much more than you can fully understand, and could become psychic if you delved into the occult. The problem then would be controllable thoughts, feelings, and reactions. You find it difficult to be patient, practical, and systematic, preferring to act impulsively as the spirit moves you. Indulgences could result in skin rashes, liver problems, heart trouble, or lung and chest congestion.
Your names create your life, your personality, your likes and dislikes, your ideals, and most importantly, the conditions and experiences you will attract in life.

hey sonjay singh whats upp!!

by wicked_son June 18, 2011

slap a hoe sunday

On the first day of the week, which is Sunday, you shall go around town slapping the women who are hoes. And sluts. And skanks.

Curt: Bro! It's slap a hoe sunday!
Gage: Dude, what the fuck is slap a hoe sunday.
Curt: On sunday, you slap all da bitches n hoes.
Gage: Bro, yous a dipshit.

by bichenindakitchen May 14, 2011

Sundaynitis

A feeling/condition of impending agony and dread; associated with the upcoming work week. Brought on by the P.M. hours of Sunday night and the conclusion of the weekend.

Bradley-Dave: "Why won't you come out to the movie with us, Jenny-Lynn?"
Jenny-Lynn: "Golly, I don't know, Bradley-Dave. I don't think I can. My math test is tomorrow, and I'm feeling Sundaynitis coming on."

by Jenny/Bradley January 8, 2009