stitching

a fast-paced, relatively new sport invented by 4 citizens from Manchester, New Hampshire. the sport is played by the following rules and regulations.1. get a skateboard and a motor-vehicle. 2. ride the skateboard behind the back of a car or SUV, preferrably a Jeep™, using a tow cable or bungee cord ( either one is adequate). typically with 3 people: 1 driver and 2 stitchers. or 4 people: 1 driver, 2 stitchers, and 1 cameraman. although there are no documented attempts at this rapidly growing sport, it is a sport nonetheless.
Dude, i had such an awesome time stitching yesterday even though my neighbors told my parents that i was driving without a license.

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Remember that time last summer when we went stitching and i fell off the board when we were going down a hill doing 40 m.p.h. and i got those huge gashes all on my whole right side.
by Bobby Enderson December 09, 2008
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stitch

a person who could potentially be a snitch for an undercover creeper opperation
Lindsay: Hey Matt!
Matt: Yes Lindsay?
Lindsay: Watch out for those kids, they are definately STITCHES and should not be trusted.
Matt: Instead of snitches get STITCHES its STITCHES get creepers. Lets get them!
by smithasaurus January 07, 2011
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stitch

one who is quiet, mellow, and shy. but once u get to know him, he's the best there is! :D
take a good look at luverboi..but don't look too long...
by Anonymous June 14, 2003
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Stitch

Another word for any female or another word for pussy.
Now that's some fine piece of stitch!
by Labaki November 22, 2003
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Stitch

The mysterious vertical skin protrusion on a mans testicles (Best seen when ball sack is cold).
Father O'Brien: Look here Joey, this is where God stiched me up after he created me.

Joey: How can I see when you've teabagged your nuts in my mouth?
by Danny SS August 30, 2005
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stitch

Issue or problem with someone or something
" so if that was your stitch about not wanting to live here because of Susan, shes moving next month "
by Tawni Lynn May 01, 2007
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stitch

Combination of the word "stupid" and "bitch." A stupid bitch.
You're about to get raped, you stitch.
by ksmr May 28, 2010
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