stumplestiltskin

A short man usually with a Napoleon complex who has a miniscule penis. Maybe inverted or stunted at a young age this penis may be impossible to spot with the naked eye. Never the less it is there short in stature just like the man it belongs to.

Jane: How was your date with Larry?

Edna: O.K. I guess, but I tried to give him a hand job and couldn't find it. I tired of always getting the stumplestiltskins.

by Jamamoba October 28, 2010

Stimple

A stubborn ass pimple that pops up at the worst possible time.

How ridiculous? I have a date with Rosie tonight and this damn stimple won't go away.

by Hameltoe83 February 19, 2015

the semple

a disgusting and vile creature that prays on people in clubs, using the special 'semple walk' it approaches men from a distance, thrusting towards them, until either they run away; or it mounts them in public.

Tom: "which lad you reckon emilies after tonight?"
James: "dunno, collins maybe? oh wait no, there she goes, the semple's mounting her prey. poor guy, he'll never be able to wash that off."
Tom: "Torquebow!"
James: "Thats right tom, c'mon, the yellow bus is round the corner"

by Mr. Jimmothy January 6, 2010

stemley

fat ass who eats kids with a ton of tattoos. Women wonder how he can show his face in public so he wears jerseys to get attention away from his ugly ass-crack looking face

stems(stemley) set a world record for eating little children in one minute by eating 95. he then went to the hot dog stand and ate 192 hot dogs in 5 minutes

by yo mama's ass March 1, 2010

Stemper

One who makes foolish decisions. A useless map-reader. A driver of excessive speed on an unsafe road. One who fails in many areas of life, try as he might. One who is prepared to stick to their guns... even though they know they are wrong.

As in a parental warning...
'Mind him... He's a bit of a stemper'.

Or

When hitting one's thumb with a large type hammer one may inoffensively shout..... "STEMPER!"

by Boomsong January 16, 2008

Stimple

Stupidly Simple

Here let me show you how stimple it is.

Or

Its STIMPLE yo...., Here hold my Beer.

by Caricatures March 5, 2019

stumpled

A combo of tripping and falling due to a swarm of people

At Boston Calling, I had to pick Jacy up from the mosh pit so that she wouldn’t get stumpled over by the swarm of people who wanted to see Khalid front row.

by Iced tea gal February 6, 2019