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A stubborn ass pimple that pops up at the worst possible time.
How ridiculous? I have a date with Rosie tonight and this damn stimple won't go away.
Stimple by Hameltoe83 February 19, 2015
Words you can keep
Here let me show you how stimple it is.

Or

Its STIMPLE yo...., Here hold my Beer.
Stimple by Caricatures March 5, 2019
when you do something that is stupid and simple minded at the same time
boy:2 plus 2 is 5 right...naw 6
girl:omg yo you is so stimple
stimple by anonymouschick March 31, 2008
A stimple is the last piece of a shit that lingers in your ass hair. It may take up to ten minutes to finally fall off.
Hey man do you wait for your stimple? No I just play through and deal with the clean up.
Stimple by Pluto nigga April 23, 2019
A stimple is the last piece of a shit that lingers in your ass hair. It may take up to ten minutes to finally fall off.
Hey man do you wait for your stimple? No I just play through and deal with the clean up.
Stimple by Pluto nigga April 23, 2019

Stimple-van-Whimple 

An insult directed to someone who’s head looks like a sharpened pencil
“Wow, look at Mr Stimple-van-Whimple over there!”

simpleflips

Shout out to easy jumps

He is only the best streamer/ speedrun
Finally caught a simpleflips stream last night, he tried to get one star for an hour, then threw up on the floor, then fell asleep on stream great entertainer he is
simpleflips by Idkduck December 26, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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