A stubborn ass pimple that pops up at the worst possible time.
How ridiculous? I have a date with Rosie tonight and this damn stimple won't go away.
by Hameltoe83 February 19, 2015
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Its STIMPLE yo...., Here hold my Beer.
by Caricatures March 5, 2019
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A stimple is the last piece of a shit that lingers in your ass hair. It may take up to ten minutes to finally fall off.
Hey man do you wait for your stimple? No I just play through and deal with the clean up.
by Pluto nigga April 24, 2019
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when you do something that is stupid and simple minded at the same time
boy:2 plus 2 is 5 right...naw 6
girl:omg yo you is so stimple
by anonymouschick April 1, 2008
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An insult directed to someone who’s head looks like a sharpened pencil
“Wow, look at Mr Stimple-van-Whimple over there!”
by Big SHaq The Third March 26, 2019
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A stimple is the last piece of a shit that lingers in your ass hair. It may take up to ten minutes to finally fall off.
Hey man do you wait for your stimple? No I just play through and deal with the clean up.
by Pluto nigga April 24, 2019
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