Definitions by Boomsong

Ralfploy

An extremely frugal individual, caring not for any interests other than his own when in the company of others. One who will seize assets belonging to others whilst on holiday. A 'three times tea bag user', One who 'waters down the milk'. A frequent unwanted visitor. 50 pence head.

That fella wouldn't give you the steam off his piss... He is as tight as a 'ralfploy'... Or, It's minus 6 out there, turn on the heating - you are as tight as a 'ralfploy'.

Ralfploy by Boomsong January 9, 2009

Stemper 

One who makes foolish decisions. A useless map-reader. A driver of excessive speed on an unsafe road. One who fails in many areas of life, try as he might. One who is prepared to stick to their guns... even though they know they are wrong.

As in a parental warning...
'Mind him... He's a bit of a stemper'.

Or

When hitting one's thumb with a large type hammer one may inoffensively shout..... "STEMPER!"

Stemper by Boomsong January 16, 2008

RALF

One with a 50pence shaped head.

As in - Look at that ralf there - He has a head shaped like a 50 pence

RALF by Boomsong January 16, 2008