spoons

Spoons is a game where you and a couple of friends stop into a local fast food restaurant and grab a fist full of plastic spoons, then drive into the red light district.
Once your there, you throw the spoons at hookers from your car, and if you miss you have to get out of the car and pick it up.
Who ever is least beat up at the end of the game wins!

Billy asked john if he wanted to play a game of spoons.
John stared blankly at Billy, slightly dueling from the side of his mouth.
John hasn't been the same since the hooker punched him in the side of the head.

by KING BEAN September 7, 2005

get her spoons wet

When one gets ones spoons wet. A man would spoon a woman whilst ejaculating on her back.

If this happens to you, you would have encountered in a wet spoon.

"im going to get her spoons wet"
"ahh mate i just wet her spoon"
"oi got with this bird last night got her spoons wet"
"i'll totally wet her spoon"

a female would say
"babe like i got my spoons wet for the first time last night"

by pazgrarroobekpeltom January 7, 2012

Sexy Spoons Will Rule Us All

NOUN:

1. Only the crazy-best fanfiction writer in the EdEn fandom. She's in the process of publishing her EPIC TRILOGY. Quite famous in the EdEn fandom. Associates with Potions For Foxes and Indigo's Ocean

2. a very sexy utensil that has dreams of word domination

3. An Australian mother goddess of utensils and writing and sexy things. Has links to Japan

1. "Wow this writer's goooood!"

"'Yeah, but she ain't no Spoonsie."

2. "I wish I were as awesome as Spoons."

"Okay that's seriously enough, you're practically stalkering her..."

"Yes but .... pretty writing."

3. "Sexy Spoons Will Rule Us All? What sort of a username is that?"

"A sexy and awesome ONE!"

by Lving Dead Girl i August 10, 2009

wooden spoons

Wooden spoons is a prank that is purported to be a challenge in which two contestants take turns hitting each other on the back of the head with a wooden spoon in their mouth. In actually, the contest is a prank because usually a third person (who is in on the prank) is hitting the victim in the back of the head with a spoon.

Want to play some wooden spoons?! LOL

by d6dp October 26, 2007

greasy spoons

The highly competitive, internationally acclaimed sport involving teams of nude, greased partners bound together by gratuitous strands of glow-sticks. Together, under the glow of blacklights, the couple must writhe their way across the finish line before the other duos. Invented in 2011 in Lincoln, Nebraska - the sport has earned acclaim from marriage counselors and the rave community alike.

World-Champion and inventor, Tara Wrist won the coveted first place vest in the 2011 Greasy Spoons finals by writhing in her signature figure eight motion.

by Feelips June 17, 2011

crack spoons

long fingernails on a man

you better cut those crack spoons

by phishman2000 May 12, 2009

spoons

A game where an unsuspecting person is challenged to a contest, where large heavy desert spoons are placed between the teeth and turns are taken to hit your opponent on the back of the head with said spoon using only the power of the mouth and neck, untill one of the competitors gives up. However a 3rd person, an associate of the challengee stands behind the unsuspecting player and belts him im time with a 3rd spoon in time with the 'hits' of the real opponent

'Hey we played spoons with Mike yesterday.'
'Cool.'
'Yeah he has brain damage now.'

by Gimli, son of Gloin. May 21, 2006