Squelch-on

The female equivalent of an "hard-on" (erection).

"Oi mate, she's got a massive squelch-on for you"

by Whorehay 365 August 16, 2017

Squelchy

The sound that HOT butter makes when you squeeze it.

Tim took the fresh butter out of the microwave. *Squelchy*

by idkwhyiwrotethese June 9, 2019

Squelchlick

When you get food on your chin

You have a Squelchlick

by loox8332 January 15, 2021

Squelch

A group of five or more douchebags

Are there enough of those annoying pricks to constitute a squelch?

by SafetySquints February 11, 2023

Dream squelcher

a person who takes actions towards destroying somebody's dream and goes to great length to justifies.

Husband comes home and tells wife he will build the batmobile. Wife says: Fuck no! Husband says: you dream squelcher!

by charliesylver May 2, 2015

Popping a squelchie

The act of a woman dropping goo, or getting it.

Julie was popping a squelchie when she saw Shawn.

by Squelchie December 10, 2017

Squeller

You'll never know.

Coleman Stewart is such a squeller.

by Squellish One July 22, 2010