The sound you make when you've just curled out a very
wet shit in your pants and can't be bothered to go home and
change so you head to the nearest bar and sit down and have a drink. Everyone can smell you but you
don't care. What you do care about is the fact that every time you move from cheek to cheek to get more comfortable you simply end up squelching all the time.
"Fucking
hell mate, is that you making that smell?"
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and
change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even running down into my
boots."