The sound you make when you've just curled out a very wet shit in your pants and can't be bothered to go home and change so you head to the nearest bar and sit down and have a drink. Everyone can smell you but you
don't care. What you do care about is the fact that every
time you move from cheek to cheek to get more comfortable you simply end up squelching all the
time.
"Fucking hell mate, is that you making that smell?"
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably
best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even
running down into my
boots."