Sexual proclivity that the person(s) get aroused by sitting in a pie or person(s) getting aroused by watching someone sitting in a pie. Referenced by character Saul Goodman from the TV series "Better Call Saul".
Saul the attorney to the police officers "My client gets paid to produce a video that shows him ummmm sitting in a pie among other things" it's called Squat Cobbler.
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Military slang term for the way that 90% of the people of Asia sit. To properly execute the kimchi squat you must be able to touch your buttocks to your Achilles’ tendons while simultaneously keeping your feet firmly planted flat on the ground.
Most Asians can hold this position for hours while waiting on a bus, smoking a cigarette, shooting the shit, or just taking one.
Fewer than 5% of the population of the USA can execute this modified sitting position.
Most Asians can hold this position for hours while waiting on a bus, smoking a cigarette, shooting the shit, or just taking one.
Fewer than 5% of the population of the USA can execute this modified sitting position.
"Jones has gone so native; he was spotted on the street corner in the kimchi squat eating boiled fish paste on a stick."
"I thought that old lady was trying to give me head on the bus yesterday when she did the kimchi squat right in front of me"
"I thought that old lady was trying to give me head on the bus yesterday when she did the kimchi squat right in front of me"
by Trav July 12, 2005
Get the kimchi squat mug.Such an operation typically involves two cars driven by suspects who box in a victim’s car on a freeway, causing a collision. The scam participants then file fraudulent insurance claims for alleged injuries.
The Insurance Commissioner on Wednesday announced the arrest of the suspected ringleader of a major operation that has allegedly staged more than 60 swoop and squats over the past 18 months, bilking insurers and consumers out of $2 million to $3 million.
by Spirit Bear August 12, 2006
Get the swoop and squat mug.A feat most often seen performed by asian males of vietnamese, "bukky", laos, and cambodian decent. It's a unique stance whereby the asian male must first be wearing a sheer Versace shirt, Kappa track pants, and Nike Shox before attempting the aforementioned maneuver.
With a cigarette in one hand and a can of Coors light in the other (or bubbletea if under 14), the asian male will then lower its body, bending deep at the knees and their buttocks no higher than 1 inch from the ground, grass, floor, chair, toilet seat, pool hall stool, arcade stool, table, bus-stop bench, park bench, workout bench, diving board or newspaper bin (yes, it has been witnessed).
With the bent legs shoulder-width apart, the asian male's centre of gravity is perfectly balanced with the extended arms resting comfortably on the knees. the key here is their flat-footed posture which cannot be duplicated by caucasian males, who often need to resort to the less impressive "raised-heels" squat and end up with sore knee joints and weak balance.
When properly executed, the asian male has been known to stay in that position for the duration of an entire rave party, especially when squatting in front of the main speakers with a crew of 20 other asian males. The Nike shox are knowned to be interchanged with a pair of refugee-grade sandals, while a suitable substitution for the Versace shirt can be either Moschino, Hugo Boss, Armani, J. Lindeberg, or D&G. Kappa track pants MUST be worn to correctly perform the nammer squat.
With a cigarette in one hand and a can of Coors light in the other (or bubbletea if under 14), the asian male will then lower its body, bending deep at the knees and their buttocks no higher than 1 inch from the ground, grass, floor, chair, toilet seat, pool hall stool, arcade stool, table, bus-stop bench, park bench, workout bench, diving board or newspaper bin (yes, it has been witnessed).
With the bent legs shoulder-width apart, the asian male's centre of gravity is perfectly balanced with the extended arms resting comfortably on the knees. the key here is their flat-footed posture which cannot be duplicated by caucasian males, who often need to resort to the less impressive "raised-heels" squat and end up with sore knee joints and weak balance.
When properly executed, the asian male has been known to stay in that position for the duration of an entire rave party, especially when squatting in front of the main speakers with a crew of 20 other asian males. The Nike shox are knowned to be interchanged with a pair of refugee-grade sandals, while a suitable substitution for the Versace shirt can be either Moschino, Hugo Boss, Armani, J. Lindeberg, or D&G. Kappa track pants MUST be worn to correctly perform the nammer squat.
That dude pulled a nammer squat right in the middle of the dancefloor.
Tommy told Tony not to mess with Johnny's girlfriend, so Tony pulled a nammer squat while devising a plan to cap Johnny.
Tommy told Tony not to mess with Johnny's girlfriend, so Tony pulled a nammer squat while devising a plan to cap Johnny.
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