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sprouting

verb; to sprout, the act of sprouting: for one to consume large amounts of alcohol, or any other substance for that matter, and experience a wide range of emotions including, but not limited to, great bouts of laughter, uncontrollable sobs, and the urge to undress all and any gender.

The spout-ee may also find themselves throwing up noodles, or passing out in the woods to awake in the back of a mini van.
Person 1: "Did you see Lucy sprouting last night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she passed out and they had to carry her body up a grassy knoll."

Person 1: "And then she began to laugh and cry hysterically."

Person 2: "Yeah, right after she puked up her noodles."
by LucyPleaseExplain January 22, 2009
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shooting bunnies

by flatulant fanny March 17, 2010
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Spoofing

The act of a magician (usually of the type seen at children’s birthday parties) taking heroin while on the job.
Don’t hire that guy for your kid’s birthday party, he’ll go into the bathroom and start Spoofing
by Sparks flame March 11, 2019
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Shooting Salad

The incoherent babble issuing forth from the mouth of an extremely intoxicated person. Most often experienced in the company of an ecstasy user who is ate up (coming down hard).

Derived from the popular Salad Shooter "As Seen On TV" product, which was remarkable for its ability to process any vegetable into a flying stream of salad toppings.
Man, that dude is shooting salad! He just told me, "Bunny loafer gizmo found leaf order instituted."
by kilsek January 6, 2005
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shooting pool with a rope

I drank 16 beers and took her back to my place and it was like shooting pool with a rope.
by brighton71 October 21, 2007
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spoofing

In the context of the game "Ingress", spoofing, or being a spoofer, means the intentional manipulation of a player's GPS location in order to access locations without actually traveling there.

This action varies based on the device being used to play the game, but includes rapid directional motion of a device (similar to "throwing" the device without letting go), use of GPS-altering software, etc.

Spoofing is forbidden in the game's Terms of Service.
Player 1: "Man, he's standing right there! How did he hit that portal a block away?!"

Player 2: "He's obviously spoofing. Damn toads."
by EliteFerrex April 17, 2014
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Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym

1. You weren't with me during the time of my hardships.

2. I wasn't of any of you're concern when I wasn't known.

3. You never show up to practice, so why should I let you off the bench.

4. If I wasn't successful I wouldn't be with you, so why should I be associated with you.

5. Acknowledging that the the person is only there when you're starting to get popular.

6. You don't know my struggle
1. Drake: "Kobe 'bout to lose a hundred fifty M’s
Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him
Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym!"

2. Random bench warmer: "Man, why Coach playin favorites on the team, I don't even need to practice and I'm better than you."

Starting Point Guard: "Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"
by Cameron Bell July 27, 2012
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