Spôtch

(Verb) the action of a friend friend zoning his/her friends.

Johnny spôtched his friends twice this week after they invited him over to play poker and ping pong.

by LiSim March 16, 2023

Scotchy Dene

A small woodland area in the Denton burn / Scotswood area. Local radgies and charvas can be found here at any time during the day. You will often find their bucket sets or stashed motorbikes which have been taxed from the local council estate. Other stashed items include 12gauges, drugs& nokia bricks. Dog walkers also frequent this area, especially ones with lurchers and greyhounds. Local radgies will also go lamping "doon the dene" on a nighttime so beware

char: where are you going tonight?
david: going lamping doon scotchy dene with Red & Tess

by 12gaugetess August 16, 2023

sponchy

A slimy, yet firm feeling. Like frogspawn

"Man, I think my grapes have gone bad. They're feeling kinda sponchy"

by Cray_Zee February 22, 2024

sponchyunk

to write a poem for a person you hate then give it to them

i shalt not sponchyunk for you

by z4nky69 June 5, 2025

Mr Spatchy

One of the Tower Gods who, as long as no drop of matrix is wasted, will insure a bountiful harvest of panels without warped edges and free of contamination. He is said to resemble Jesus in some aspects but have a Superman like cape and must be worshipped daily.

I must not have made my daily offering to Mr Spatchy. These panels all have contaminants in them.

by Matalicous May 18, 2024