splurchase

The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".

After having a bad day:

"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."

by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012

splungus

n. The recognition that the events of one's life are simply occurrences and do not exist as part of a larger narrative; i.e. that one's real actions, encounters, internal thoughts and struggles do not have literary symbolism or merit, that one is not a character in the movie of their own life. The opposite of main character energy. Philosophically related to absurdism.

adj. Of or relating to the above.

Person A: I used to analyse my actions according to a variety of ironic meta-levels. Then I realized that I am a normal person who has normal human emotions and behaviors, just like everyone else.

Person B: That's pretty splungus of you.

by arkhamcycle December 6, 2021

cunt splunker

One who explores vagina. One who likes to eat pussy. The opposite of cocksucker.

My gynecologist is a Cunt Splunker.

by poolaholic March 18, 2015

splurge

To spend money in an ejaculatory way.

I just splurged on this 25 thousand dollar amp! Hand me a towel.

by Alberto Venezuela August 3, 2007

spurn

reject. scorn. to disregard.

Damn, I feel bad now that I spurned that bitch. She got her braces off and she looks hot now.

by christopher January 20, 2004

Splurge

To do something in excess, to go ham.

To spend a lot of money or eat a lot of food at one time.

"Bro, I just lifted weights for three hours! Im about to splurge at the dining hall..."

"I got my paycheck on thursday, so friday afternoon I splurged at the mall. I bought some new shoes and clothes. Now I can't pay rent. Can you cover my half too this month?"

by dubbbbs November 3, 2011

splurf

masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.

i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.

by dr.smegman January 21, 2011