The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".
After having a bad day:
"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."
"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."
by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012
Get the splurchase mug.n. The recognition that the events of one's life are simply occurrences and do not exist as part of a larger narrative; i.e. that one's real actions, encounters, internal thoughts and struggles do not have literary symbolism or merit, that one is not a character in the movie of their own life. The opposite of main character energy. Philosophically related to absurdism.
adj. Of or relating to the above.
adj. Of or relating to the above.
Person A: I used to analyse my actions according to a variety of ironic meta-levels. Then I realized that I am a normal person who has normal human emotions and behaviors, just like everyone else.
Person B: That's pretty splungus of you.
Person B: That's pretty splungus of you.
by arkhamcycle December 6, 2021
Get the splungus mug.by poolaholic March 18, 2015
Get the cunt splunker mug.by Alberto Venezuela August 3, 2007
Get the splurge mug.by christopher January 20, 2004
Get the spurn mug."Bro, I just lifted weights for three hours! Im about to splurge at the dining hall..."
"I got my paycheck on thursday, so friday afternoon I splurged at the mall. I bought some new shoes and clothes. Now I can't pay rent. Can you cover my half too this month?"
"I got my paycheck on thursday, so friday afternoon I splurged at the mall. I bought some new shoes and clothes. Now I can't pay rent. Can you cover my half too this month?"
by dubbbbs November 3, 2011
Get the Splurge mug.by dr.smegman January 21, 2011
Get the splurf mug.