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The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.
Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018
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Spangled

When your absolutely fucked on drugs and acting like a retard.
1 - "I'm spangled as fuck"
2. - "That last pip spangled the fuck out of me"
by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015
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Spangle Blisters

JP: "I'm father christmas!"
Hamish: "No you're not! You're a featherless spangle blister!"
by Peter Adams January 7, 2004
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sprangle

To sprain one's wrist while strangling someone or something
She sprangled her wrist while choking her boyfriend.
by dryhopping May 23, 2008
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spangle

a scattering of stars and also the name of a british hardened candy/sweet in the 1970's and contained the sorts of chemicals that sent kids into orbit. an affectionate term for one who shines out and is unique.
a. 'How are you spangle?'

b. 'I'll be fine when the sweets have worn off. Can you undo my space suit?'
by Hedley Clubnobber September 17, 2006
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Spangled

The sexual fetish of being spanked and strangled at the same time.
My girl is really into being spangled during sex.
by Lululu12 March 7, 2017
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STOOL SPANGLER

A device used to brighten up a rather boring poo with glitter. (also known as a Glitter Shitter)
"My god jeff, look at that gift that the neighbours dog has left on our lawn".... "Dont you worry my dear, ill go get my stool spangler".
by The Colster August 17, 2006
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