Shitism

An induced delusional state of mind where magic words and phrases, like "Great Deal Soon," "FANTASTIC!" "tremendous," "MOAR Tarrifs," elicit a desired effect, leading to zombism and constipation. There is no know cure.

The stock market under Trump is full of so much shitism that sunshine isn't even blowing out his ass!

by CABG Patch March 1, 2019

Morongo Snitis

The Penis.

I get the morongo snitis mad wet.

by Neez Duts February 11, 2009

Shitistic

A statisitc that is shit. Totally obscure and rediculous statitic that A) isn't relevant to the topic being discussed or B) is clearly made up.

Today I read some shitistic that 95% of college students don't enjoy drinking.

by Jeebusllama May 5, 2006

Shitist

The most shit anything can be.

That hooker gives the shitist blow jobs.

by BudderFM May 21, 2012

Soltis

The surname of a strange breed of individual. Often lives in sparse area in the back woods. Enjoys squirrel hunting and moonshine.

Carrie Soltis pwns all ssquirrel.

by jkljoiuoijoij December 14, 2008

sotist

One who is single over thirty (S.O.T.)

The sotist in Ashley comes out whenever she sees a married couple and their newborn.

by Grundel August 26, 2006

softish

Softish- somewhat soft

It was a softish voice

by Schweiz🇨🇭 June 23, 2020