When a guy takes some laxatives before sex. The girl lays under him and pulls on his boner which makes him shit all over her like a softee serve ice cream machine
by Chicago Meat House November 20, 2011
Get the Horny Softee Serve mug.Softegg refers to a man who acts like a little girl. This word is reserved for those who are wimpy and do not act like "real" men.
Stephen: I dont like bugs.
Judah: You are such a softegg.
Stephen: I dont want to hurt you, so maybe we should not shag.
Judah : Dont be such a softegg.
Judah: You are such a softegg.
Stephen: I dont want to hurt you, so maybe we should not shag.
Judah : Dont be such a softegg.
by Terminator222 September 23, 2010
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by Medlinmatt May 18, 2021
Get the Softer than the inside of a snail's mouth mug.Person: Where is this tennis player training? He is really good!
Person 2: Should be at SotoTennis! It is the best tennis academy!
Person 2: Should be at SotoTennis! It is the best tennis academy!
by dendenspain December 17, 2021
Get the sototennis mug.I almost fell asleep last night without and action, luckily my girl gave me a softee, after than it was on.
by Sassy & Bumpy October 8, 2023
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by JohnnyNewYork December 21, 2008
Get the soften mug.This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:
Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.
since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.
Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.
since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.
-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."
by vallada November 4, 2009
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