Posture

The ability for a person to endeavor in the practice of vertical rigidity in a such a manner as to stiffen or make all other items in the vicinity erect.

"Damn, that girl's got some great posture!"
"That girl's posture so good you know she ain't got scoliosis!"
"Look at that...mmm...she's got perfect posture!"

by Winnie Whitehall March 3, 2010

posture

One's pose or stature when walking, standing, or the like.

He had a very strange posture because he hunched over like Mr. Burns.

by Will Latson December 13, 2006

posture

sexyness of a person

Dam girl you taking all those drugs and u still keeping your posture

by Gleb Dmitriyenko March 20, 2010

Posture

A women walks by and i look back

I was checking your posture maam.

by Kuehlstein January 4, 2018

Posture

A chiropractor looking at a girl as she walked by and says to gf i am a professional and was checking her posture

You have great posture.

by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018

Posture check

Something you say to your buddies while gaming to make sure they aren't slouching

Chad: Posture check!
Shrimp: Thank you!
Prawn: Thanks Chad!! <3

by DatAdamBoi May 18, 2023

Standard Bitch Posture [SBP]

The postural position taken by females of all races. Can be identified by the one hand on the hip and the other with index or pinky finger pointed in the face of the bitchee (person to be bitched out) This universal stance is usually attributed to 'Da Hood' but may also be seen anywhere from a corporate office to a country kitchen.

Who is Maureen cussing out?

I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!

by TroubleX2 May 5, 2005