vallada's definitions

Gran-Bot

An old women who rides a motorized chair or scooter or rascal.

My Grandma has evolved to Gran-Bot with the arrival of her new power chair.

by vallada October 14, 2010

Orchery

The place you go to practice shooting apples off of people heads. a combination of the words orchard + archery.
practicing at an orchery is highly recommended before actually trying to shoot an apple of a live persons head

The orchery offers many different size apples, for novices and those with experience. for all your apple marksman needs.

by vallada September 11, 2010

Buffalo Wingman

The friend you bring along to bars specifically to distract the over protective fat chick while you get with the hot girl. He comes with because he is either attracted to fatties, or has no self esteem.

Sounds like you need a Buffalo Wingman, call Danny.

by vallada September 10, 2010

Mental Limp

Some people have a bit of trouble with very simple tasks, they don't listen well and are probably not gonna go far in life. While people with physical limps have a bit of trouble getting by in the world, they are lucky that society is there to help; those with the mental limp are fucked for life.

I had to walk the guy through how to use the word processor, every instruction was repeated 2 or 3 times to him, I swear he had a mental limp.

by vallada August 16, 2010

double waste race

running to the bathroom and trying to find trash bin at the same time. usually because your so hung over that you aren't sure if you're going to throw up or diarrhea in your pants. This is also one of the scariest moments in your life if you ever get it.

- " OMG, i gotta go!!!"
- " woah whats wrong?"
- " double waste race!"
- " oh god no, I'll try to find a trash can or something, meet you in teh bathroom!"
- " HURRY!"

by vallada November 25, 2009

I'm just sayin'

The irrefutable way to diffuse any situation. Saying "I'm just sayin'" is to be used immediately after a burn, or after a distasteful opinion is given. There is no response to "I'm just sayin'," that cant be followed up with another "I'm just sayin'"

with the proper use of this tool, it is possible to deliver a rude comment or burn and have it bounce off simply as an opinion disguised as an objective opinion, and who can argue with you over an opinion that you dont apparently support.

-" Hey man, Stacey didn't call me last night, I think she was with another guy."
- " Well remember the way she was in high school? she was a huge slut."
-"DUDE!!! Thats my fiancé!"
- " I know, I'm just sayin'"
- " Well ok, but she's not a slut anymore."
-" I'm just sayin.'"

by vallada November 24, 2009

nut'ner

You know you're a redneck when version of saying "i'm going to ejaculate in her.
nut + in + her
(sounds great phonetically)

"Im gonna take Lucille back around the barn and nut'ner."

by vallada November 16, 2009