vallada's definitions

nut'ner

You know you're a redneck when version of saying "i'm going to ejaculate in her.
nut + in + her
(sounds great phonetically)

"Im gonna take Lucille back around the barn and nut'ner."

by vallada November 16, 2009

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dynamite
used in msn. no particular reson but looks funny

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by vallada November 16, 2009

Indian Job

Receiving a friction burn usually associated by rubbing the arm with both hands in opposite directions, but done to a male erection during a hand job.

-"Damn dude, my girl was givin' me a hand job and her hands where like sand paper, my dick feels like it's on fire!"

-"Sounds like she gave you an Indian Job."

by Vallada March 3, 2009

Buffalo Wingman

The friend you bring along to bars specifically to distract the over protective fat chick while you get with the hot girl. He comes with because he is either attracted to fatties, or has no self esteem.

Sounds like you need a Buffalo Wingman, call Danny.

by vallada September 10, 2010

I'm just sayin'

The irrefutable way to diffuse any situation. Saying "I'm just sayin'" is to be used immediately after a burn, or after a distasteful opinion is given. There is no response to "I'm just sayin'," that cant be followed up with another "I'm just sayin'"

with the proper use of this tool, it is possible to deliver a rude comment or burn and have it bounce off simply as an opinion disguised as an objective opinion, and who can argue with you over an opinion that you dont apparently support.

-" Hey man, Stacey didn't call me last night, I think she was with another guy."
- " Well remember the way she was in high school? she was a huge slut."
-"DUDE!!! Thats my fiancé!"
- " I know, I'm just sayin'"
- " Well ok, but she's not a slut anymore."
-" I'm just sayin.'"

by vallada November 24, 2009

Mental Limp

Some people have a bit of trouble with very simple tasks, they don't listen well and are probably not gonna go far in life. While people with physical limps have a bit of trouble getting by in the world, they are lucky that society is there to help; those with the mental limp are fucked for life.

I had to walk the guy through how to use the word processor, every instruction was repeated 2 or 3 times to him, I swear he had a mental limp.

by vallada August 16, 2010

Gran-Bot

An old women who rides a motorized chair or scooter or rascal.

My Grandma has evolved to Gran-Bot with the arrival of her new power chair.

by vallada October 14, 2010