news snacker

Someone who snacks on news from their cell phone, twitter or other social media.

I don't watch NBC any more. Nope, I' a news snacker these days with my new android and twitter.

by sbuser9 January 21, 2010

Midnight Snackers

Zombies (or Living Dead) that wake up at midnight, and come out of the ground to attack your house and eat your brains. This particular breed of zombies only eat brains, and only wake up at midnight. They're attack ends before the sun comes up.

GJ: It's midnight.
Mikey: The midnight snackers are coming.
Kyle: Protect my brains!

Stripper: I don't have any brains!

by chevronsup August 27, 2011

Mooncrack snackler

Someone who (usually while inebriated ) takes the opportunity to , while another person is mooning , to quickly place their entire face and nose deep within the crack. This is done at lightening. Speed , before the mooner knows what hit him. It creates a legal quandary because , what is said mooner to do ? Call a cop ?

Don’t moon those guys with the window down, there is a mooncrack snackler on board

by Davedale August 5, 2019

tasty sausage snacker

those delicious sandwiches dripping with salty goodness you can only buy at Starbucks

"I'm going to Starbucks baby, do you want me to pick you up something?"
"Yes, Snorf, get me the tasty sausage snacker."

by Snausagey January 7, 2014

poo snacker

Someone who eats their own poo.

"Hey Jack, check out the poo snacker in holding cell 2!"

by Makers Mark August 21, 2007

Fish Snacker

A derogatory slang term for Prostitute.

Jim: "Hey Mike, let's go get one of those Fish Snackers."
Mike: "No thanks, I've already slept with your girlfriend."

by Enderwign September 22, 2007

Shit Snacker

A dog who eats poo out of the cat's litter box as a snack.

My dog Milo is a Shit Snacker.

by Pale Rider 1 January 2, 2010