shunkered

getting wasted on a night out

Am gonna get shunkered on saturday night

by shaz84 September 5, 2011

Slunk

The special sauce the appears when someone with a sausage nose sneezes

Oh no, Sarah Jane just slunked all over that picture of the old man from Up.

by Splunky March 11, 2022

slunk

A fat, underdeveloped fetus that slinks about, blowjob-raping unfortunate individuals at parties, and which is unable to contain its massive tongue within its gaping maw, and bears a horrifying midriff of doom.

The slunk slinked up to the drunken college boy, cornering him, and descended upon his inebriated body.

by T.P. June 7, 2004

Shunkerknuckle

1) The act of using unusual things to facilitate masturbation.
2) Someone who practises this.

1) I had a mad shunkerknuckle last night using some pastrami in a pair of my grans knickers stuffed between the matresses!

2) Damn man you are one sick shunkerknuckle!

by Oilymarc August 26, 2016

Shunk

When your ballsack is larger than your penis.

Look, Billy has a shunk. His dick is so small, even smaller than his balls.

by akell28 March 7, 2017

shunkies

An abbreviation for the exclamation "shit monkeys." Often used around small children, so as not to encourage them to swear.

Holy shunkies that's a huge chicken!
or
SHUNKIES I JUST BURNED MY HAND ON THIS UBER HOT FRYING PAN.

by Farmer Kaylie February 17, 2005

Shunki

Hes a fucking god lmao sexiest bedwars player the earth as ever seen

Omgomgomgomg its shunki IM A FAN CAN I HAVE UR AUTOGRAPH SHUNKI

by Gamerboy81 December 29, 2020