sheets to the wind

A scalar quantity to describe state of mind, preferably a state of drunkenness with 0 being the smallest possible quantity and 100 being at the top of the scale. Place your coinciding number in front of the phrase to illustrate how drunk you are.

Yo, I went to work 70 sheets to the wind and not only did they send me home but I got driven home.

by cl8on August 24, 2010

Shit the sheets

A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.

Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”

Allie:” NO! What happened?!”

Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”

Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”

by Rae$ January 11, 2020

Humble in the streets, Rumble in the sheets

When your significant other attempts to humble you when in front of your friends but can't resist your sexual charisma when back in the DMs or in the bedroom

Scarlett always tries to joke with Sam when they're with the group but its so obvious that they're Humble in the streets, Rumble in the sheets.

by SamAwesome October 31, 2019

MY SWEETS

My delicious boyfriend. Mine. My boyfriend. My sweet piece of man, who has sweet everythings. Delicious.

I love my sweets.

by -Domi January 19, 2009

Nicholas Vaughn Sheets

(noun): a man of the gentleman class.

"Wow, he's quite 'Nicholas Vaughn Sheets'!"

by yoursexymother January 18, 2009

freaks in the sheets

will do anything in bed.

freaks in the sheets. she was a muff diver with carol when they hit the sheets.

by hackerrazzi August 24, 2008

Freak in the sheets

Something Giannis Antetokounmpo said he is

Giannis starts livestream on Instagram

Giannis: “Not only am I a freak on the courts, but I’m a freak in the sheets.”
Girlfriend: “ stoppp! Kids are watching.”

by XtremelyClutch January 14, 2020