The state of being in shock, not knowing right from left, or up from down. Utterly dumbfounded, speechless, and feeling like a general tard.
by hashmetash December 23, 2022
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When a person baits your undying attention by looking like tasty snack, but actually the more attention you give the more hungry you get for a full 5 course meal.
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Get the Shocklit mug.A form of baiting where complex, nuanced, well-argued positions are met with the shortest possible responses, often combined with gaslighting or patholighting. Hours of writing, careful reasoning, cited sources—met with "lol no," "touch grass," "seek help," or "too long didn't read." The goal is to refuse engagement entirely while implying that the very act of making a complex argument is pathological. Shortbait communicates: your effort is ridiculous, your thinking is broken, you care too much. It's a power move that positions the baiter as above it all, too cool for thought, too sane for caring. The length of the response inversely correlates with its dismissiveness.
"I spent three hours crafting a well-researched post about economic policy. Shortbait response: 'touch grass.' That's it. They're not engaging—they're performing disengagement as superiority. My effort becomes evidence of my pathology. That's the whole game."
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Seeing as how Shockrates had such "electrifying" statements to share wif fellow humans, why didn't he become more well-known?
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