shitpants

A fashion disgrace commonly seen in inner city ghettos, trendy hip hop videos, and white/wigga neighborhoods where a gangsta or wannabe gansta busta-brown wears loose pants that look like they are carrying a bag of shit in their ass cuz they hang down so low. Also known as gangsta pampers.

"Excuse me sir, but you can't possibly hope to get a job with us wearing shitpants."

by miracle_max December 28, 2007

adidas sweatpants

the most comfortable and stylish pants you could wear. the boys can match and the girls. VSCO gurls can wear them too...they jus have to be supperr baggy. they also give wiggle room for guys with giants dicks. they soak up all the sweat from your rolls and they make you look fit.

damn shawty, those adidas sweatpants are fire.

by the.real.fucking.dictionary. September 5, 2019

Boner in sweatpants

A natural but embarrassing reaction to pleasant but surprising events

Guy won the lottery at a funeral and started acting crazy..got a boner in sweatpants

by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016

uggs and sweatpants

The ugliest thing a girl could possibly wear. Any girl wearing this automatically goes down 4 points on the scale. For example a really attractive 9 would only be a mediocre 5. When I see a girl with uggs and sweatpants I just want vomit. Girls that wear this might as well put on a teeshirt that says "sperm dumpster".

Guy 1: Look at that ugly ass girl wearing uggs and sweatpants.

Guy 2: FUCK! That bimbo makes me want to gouge my eyeballs!

by Miketroup May 2, 2009

sweatpantsing

The act of lounging, to be lazzy

Nah man i don't feel like smoking that bag of meth today, I'm sweatpantsing.

by JoeCurvy December 6, 2007

shpants

Shpants are NOT clam-diggers. Shpants are long "guy style" shorts worn on girls. This term/nickname was adopted July 2002 at Camp Merri-Mac. Shpants are usually worn by surfer and skater chicks. Remember, shpants are NOT clam-diggers. For all of you that think they are, you need to stop and reconsider.

Teenie Boppers are "too cool" for shpants.

by Claire February 22, 2004

no-makeup-sweatpants-hair-up days

those block days in school when all of your easy classes are for some reason all together. Aka chill days. May also apply when you are sick.

p1: you look comfy today
p2: hell yeah! I got all my easy classes today
p1: so its one of those no-makeup-sweatpants-hair-up days?
p2: yes

by eliseschmnise September 3, 2010