shelfie

A self picture worthy of a shelf

Why take a shelfie when you can pay a homeless man five cents to take one.

by bltbites November 7, 2013

shelfie

A selfie while you're on the toilet taking a shit. Shit + Selfie = Shelfie.

"I'm shexting you right now, next I'm gonna post a shelfie to Instagram!"

by poopedmypants April 19, 2014

Shelfie

A bad selfie picture that needs to be shelfed and should not be available for viewing by anyone.

Wife, you shouldn't post that selfie on Facebook because it's a SHELFIE and should be placed on the shelf in back of the closet, with the lights off!

by gamefacedude May 6, 2014

Shelfie

When a fat person takes a selfie from the shoulders up.

This shelfie is not allowing me to see the rest of the people behind her

by mccrazytm August 29, 2014

Shelfie

A selfie taken in a bomb shelter. Currently trending in Israel.

Turn out all the lights!

But first, let me take a Shelfie!

by SnowShadows July 24, 2014

Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie with others around, but forcing them out of the selfie in a selfish way.

Today Jim was taking a shelfie as he forced Taylor out of the picture for it to only be him inside the shelfie.

by Shellfie June 2, 2014

Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while pushing out a huge shit.

I sent my girlfriend a shelfie and she sent one back.

by Dickacil October 4, 2016