Wild Chaperone

The act of having sexual intercourse while watching your children play

My husband was at work when I went to Mikey's field trip. I was one hell of a Wild Chaperone!

by Satan's Hamster November 9, 2016

The Sharone

Probably the most intense way to slide into someone's DM's ever. You pretend to try to mention someone in the comments of a post, and 'accidentally' send them a DM of the post (because Instagram does that sometimes). Then you act shocked about it, and start a conversation normally.

Jennie: A guy totally used The Sharone on me last night.
Lisa: Really? How'd he do it?
Jennie: He said he wanted to reply to one of my comments, but DM'd me. He's so cute!

by NishEC June 26, 2017

the chaperone

When you masturbate into a puppet while it watches you.

I was feeling particularly lonely the other day and so I gave myself the chaperone.

by Single Cell Organism December 1, 2017

shankov sharrone

To know Beer. Also creeping people out while consuming beer.

Keep an eye on your beer... Shankov Sharrone!

by Master Schezwaldt December 6, 2021

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Cami Strella <`~`Fish`~`Bone`~`>, Jaylavy Robles Bonilla, And Katiuska Robles Have Malleable Lower Stomaches That Have To Be Shapened Or Refined To Be Operational Enough For Surgery

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Cami Strella <`~`Fish`~`Bone`~`>, Jaylavy Robles Bonilla, And Katiuska Robles Have Malleable Lower Stomaches That Have To Be Shapened Or Refined To Be Operational Enough For Surgery

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Cami Strella <`~`Fish`~`Bone`~`>, Jaylavy Robles Bonilla, And Katiuska Robles Have Malleable Lower Stomaches That Have To Be Shapened Or Refined To Be Operational Enough For Surgery

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025