scrumstach

Basically like a mustach...but nasty.
and scummy.
why not scumstach?
doesnt sound as cool whe you say it out loud.

"Hey bill did you see that frankfort tried to grow a mustach?"
"yeahman, more like a scrumstach."
"Nice dude."

by girls_astraightuphustler January 23, 2008

scrumpsh

Short for "scrumptious"

Omg, your dingaling looks so scrumpsh. Give us a taste.

by GG September 19, 2003

scrumpshalicious

the word to describe the best tasting meal you have ever had

Mum has just cooked the most scrumpshalicious meal I've ever had!

by mimbijones March 30, 2015

Ya dad on bacon scruts

The ultimate comeback for "ya mam on toast"

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: So's your dad on bacon scruts
Person two: :-(

by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004

Infamous Two Toned Scrumish

Your bumpin and grindin with dis gurl from the club at cho house when your doin phyically penetrating her left side in the rear and when your about to cum pull out shimmy shimmy yer fat ass to the toilet to blow your load

Warning: Side affects may include nazshia, diharia, head aches, cramps, lukemia, and dehydrations

Dog i Infamous Two Toned Scrumish dis girl last night.

by Raptorsoraus November 10, 2009

Scrumtrelecent

Something very beautiful, something that is beond Glorious.

Rachel looks very Scrumtrelecent today.

by Richard Diamond November 17, 2003

scrumtrelesent

a way of expressing incomprehensible wordage to describe something.

what to say when there is no known way to express in words


"there is no word, to describe it, therefore I will make one up"


ie. better than the greatest compliment, worse than the lowest diss, and everything in-between that cant already be expressed in known language.

that (insert noun) is so scrumtrelesent that I am at a loss for words

by mike March 4, 2004