stretching your tackle

means chilling, coolin or just hanging/lounging around...

- "Word up, bro?"
- "Not much.. I'm just stretching my tackle here at my pad.."

by PurePlayaz June 7, 2005

Surething

The term "surething" means exactly the same thing as the sentence or statement "Sure thing." This term is basically and almost always utilized in online conversations. It expresses a response similar to: "Of course" or "Hells yeah". It's used by hipsters and gangstarrs alike and also shows rebellion in the refusal to type another space (as if teens today didn't abbreviate enough). Part of the hipness of such a term is that it never has been and never shall be abbreviated. Ever.

This would display an online conversation:
S*********9 (9:47:23 PM): "Are you gonna make it to Eric's party tonight?"
c**************n (9:47:02 PM):"Surething"

by spideygal19 April 18, 2007

Stretching your Cornucopia

To spread your legs in such a way that your nutsack will separate from your inner thigh.

"Aw man, are you stretching your Cornucopia?"

by Griff Law April 6, 2015

Brown dog scratching at my door

I have to poop.

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"

by Shatrabel June 16, 2010

Crab Scratching

A style of scratching a DJ does with his fingers on the cross-fader of a mixer.

Yo did you hear that DJ crab scratching? that shit was quick!

by Homedog545 September 7, 2009

Dutch Scratching

A torture technique in which you hit a male in the back of the balls with a knot, foot, balled chain, etc. to induce excruciating pain. Better used when one strips down and restrains said victim so they have no way to protect themselves.

In OO7: Casino Royale James Bond is Dutch Scratched as a form of torture to get a password. Le Chiffre decided to use Dutch Scratching as the way to torture him because he wanted to humiliate Bond.

by DMShocker27 May 24, 2011

Dutch Scratching

An awkward form of torture in which the torturer strips down their victim bare naked (usually of the male gender), sits them down in a seat-less chair, and uses something like a knotted rope to hit the victim in the back of the nuts or in the perineum (area between the scrotum and the anus; the taint or gooch).

Your brother likes to go Dutch Scratching?

In Casino Royale the bad guy ends up Dutch Scratching James Bond to torture him to get a code.

by DMShocker27 June 9, 2011