screaming, crying, throwing up

A phrase used to express ones strong emotions, negative or positive, in reaction to something.

OR

Louis tomlinson when Lana del rey won’t let him take her child

Lana del rey: Louis for the last time you can not keep kidnapping my daughter
Louis Tomlinson: SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP *literally*

by taylana<3 January 8, 2023

Screeching Locust Blow

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.

I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.

by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010

screaming seagul

When having sexual intercourse on a beach, you pull out, breadcrumb your penis in sand, and put it back in

go figure

by The Markness January 9, 2004

screaming shits

another word for butt mud, or diarriha, either way, it is sick as hell

dude, i ate at that mexican place a week ago, jesus i still have the screaming shits

by sam r i April 12, 2005

scratching narse

to scratch at your gentalia in public for a prolonged period of time, usually to impress a hot girl or smoking weed through a bong located in a black mans anus. both being equally pleasureful

"Look at Dan he can scratch narse like Denzel Washington."
"Homeless men will be scratching narse for money."

by Charlie Budd October 29, 2005

Spreaching

A term used to refer spitting and preaching. Used when a statement is extra truthful.

"That professor sucks."
"Melody, you're spreaching!"

by TheWavedoo November 3, 2022

Screaming BJ

When a woman, slowly makes her way to her knees to give you oral pleasure, opens her eyes and mouth as wide as possible and screams like a god damn banshee. The only way to silence this beast is penis tonsils.

Tis dangerous to receive a screaming BJ from that foul creature, she may pop your sack whilst doing so.

by fartcheese Mcspoonass March 9, 2010