salemtee

A promise or guarantee that will actually not happen.

The man man made a salemtee to his son to play catch after work, it did not happen.

by DSP FFBALL December 8, 2013

Scheme-shot

When you're texting your friends about someone who was scheming on you through texting, Facebook, instagram or snapchat you might say "send me a scheme-shot". This is basically just screenshotting what ever scheming was happening.

Girl 1: Omg his fb messages were creepy af
Girl 2: was he scheming?
Girl 1: yeah hold on ill send u a scheme-shot

by Mr.keith March 31, 2015

schlemboya

a combination of nostalgia and fatigue

this dinner is making me feel a strong feeling of schlemboya.

by mullizu February 22, 2022

aj scheme

Schemin on the low; to scheme in the thought that you will not get caught

Who took my lighter? Prolly an act of Aj Scheme.

by PartyAtMango August 19, 2014

Attention Span Ponzi Scheme

An Attention Span Ponzi Scheme is a system of recruitment of people to pay attention to a topic. People recruited to the topic are then encouraged to drag in the attention spans of others.

The entire system collapses when everyone realizes that the topic is bankrupt of value to be discussed in the first place.

Examples of Attention Span Ponzi Schemes include chain letters, time-wasting Facebook applications, and any social reference group that is based on recruiting others to participate or play for the subject to have sustained interest.

by GarethBeaumains March 12, 2009

schema boy

Lil peep fan boy

Im a mufuking schema boy

by Immustyaf December 28, 2018

Salemi

ooOOo Foxy Lady!

I want Jen Salemi!!!

by Anonymous April 2, 2003