home schoolers

The people we now worship and truthfully have respect because we can't handle quarantine what so ever. at this point we could use the word GOD to describe these people because they've managed to do that their whole life.

home schoolers ex:
every kid in America not being able to function because of school and online work and quarantine: "I can't do it any more, I mean really who does this"
home schooler: "I've done it"
another home schooler: "I've been doing this for ten years now"

by Superman_does_ballet May 22, 2020

schooler

a person attending school for the primary reason of not learning

Teacher: I wish you werent such a schooler
Student: Meh, what can u do?

by sacrilicious December 20, 2003

private schoolers

A Person who attends a Private school. (Public school in the United Kingdom)
Can be derrogatory *rolls eyes* because people have no time to do anything worthwhile except tease eachothers schools.

A: Hey look there's Belinda.
B: Whose that? She doesn't go to school with us does she?
A: Nah, she's a Private Schooler.
B: ARGH Private Schoolers!
A: Grow Up.

by Dijlaann August 23, 2007

Schoonovered

someone with no game that tries to scoop a friends existing significant other or cute friend. Usually consisting of being sneaky, slimy or using half truths or lying.

"Man, Tony totally scoonovered daves girl!"

"Mary totally schoonovered Kim's man!"

"I think I'm gonna schoonover tom's girl."

"Don't be a schoon!"

by Captainradbeard October 27, 2014

Schoonovered

someone with no game that tries to scoop a friends existing significant other or cute friend. Usually consisting of being sneaky, slimy or using half truths or lying.

"Man, Tony totally scoonovered daves girl!"

"Mary totally schoonovered Kim's man!"

"I think I'm gonna schoonover tom's girl."

"Don't be a schoon!"

by Captainradbeard October 27, 2014

high schooler sleep schedule

If you say someone has a high schooler sleep schedule, you are calling their sleep schedule batshit insane and non-existent. Whoever's a victim of it sleeps anywhere between 2-4 hours on average. Very common with druggies, unemployed people, and people who work overnight shifts.

Person: "It's 2am but I can't fall back asleep. Guess I'll just start my day"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"

by That thing in your eye May 25, 2023

Middle Schooler

A handjob. Because middle school is the last time you should get one.

So I'm hooking up with this chick last night and she won't even put it in her mouth. Next thing I know I'm getting a real dry middle schooler from this chick... greeeeeat.

by Conzi517 May 6, 2010