schmup

that one sound it makes when your balls slap someone

Person 1: I heard a schmup from the other room

Person 2: your mom and james are in there

Person 1: yikes

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

schmurt

schmurt conveys either a sexual activity that requires orgasm, or an orgasm itself. could also be a form of cum

John: oh lord have mercy, im gonna schmurt!
Rebecca: please dont schmurt on me

or
john: wanna watch me schmurt?

by schmurt antonio June 24, 2022

Schmupset

Schmupset is feeling slighted, insulted and disadvantaged by someone else being admired, or someone else being happy

Schmupset that my ex has moved on and has a nice new partner who adores him

by Madkeensurfer July 1, 2022

schnurpulate

to fry bacon naked

swedes love to schnurpulate

by ben friedman July 28, 2003

Schmorple

A large oozing wormlike creature.

Look out! The Schmorple is attacking!

by Miyarissa August 26, 2009

schmump

Person who is sad, grumpy or mopey.

She's such a schmumpkin, she's been real schmumpy lately, what is she schmumping about?

by pbimpette November 7, 2009

shmurp

A random jumble of letters, in the exact order of s, h, m, u, r, and p.

shmurp.

by Tman Diggy Diggy April 22, 2018