schlonged

To be badly beaten

Clinton was schlonged by President Obama in 2008 - Donald Trump

by King_Charlemagne April 1, 2016

Schlonkey

When a dick goes up a girls butt so she wont shit straight for a week

Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole

David gave Betsy a schlonkey, so she had to got to the doctor and have a rectal xray.

by A-phish January 30, 2010

schlonger bonger

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.

Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.

by Toastor January 5, 2021

schlounging

'schlounging' is the act of throwing pillows, blankets, cats, babies etc. at the light switch instead of getting up and turning it off; which in turn makes more work for you later.

also refered to as 'using your surroundings.'

after the show last night, i was schlounging at the light. tonight was the cats unlucky night. but luckily for me, the cat was thrown hard enough to flip off the light switch.

by blickensderfer November 7, 2007

heavily schlonged

a male who possesses a larger-than-average sized penis and who is adept at wielding it.

Shawna is walking funny today because her new boyfriend is heavily schlonged.

by Madame Hyde February 26, 2011

schlomnebop

a man who prematurely ejaculates

Fordy is a schlomnebop

by swiftism June 13, 2003

Schlonger

A schlonger is a very large long masculine penis
Only for males (duh)
Used by people to describe to a girl they have a (big one)

Dante- I gave dat gal my schlonger bruv

Jakob- yessss blud same here g dat galdem sucked on dat schlonger like a ice pop

by HeeHeeyeahman November 11, 2019