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schnoggin

gutteral exclamation of pain used instead of "shit". You switch from saying "shit" to schnoggin when you see somebody who would be offended.
So one day, I was hammering nails in front of my grams, and I hit my thumb with the hammer, and I was going to say shit, but instead I said schnoggin
by map_masta_J March 28, 2005
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schLonging

The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.
Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."
by fly_fisher November 30, 2011
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Schlangin’

The word used to describe the way in which the cock and balls of a man hang low and tend to swing back and forth in the midday heat. May also refer to when one has a sweaty, droopy ballsack, or just having a long cock in general.
Micah had been fishing in the summer heat all day, and when he got back to his car, he whipped out his cock to check for leeches and realized he was schlangin’.
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Schlonging

To have sex with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their boobs.
Man Andrew, I gave becca the worlds best schlonging yesterday.
by Anastasia Beverhausen September 30, 2005
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Schlogging

From the German Schzloggszeinfargen, when a woman violently slobbers over the penis making an almost eriely familiar sound of a pig choking on it's own blood after it's throat has been slashed. Frequently seen in action in many erotic adult films. Schloggin is also acceptable.
Gawt damn fool! Bitch was SCHLOGGING my rod so hard I thought she was gonna puke all over my junk!
by Dr_Trac October 28, 2007
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Ghost shlogging

The informal verb for having sex with a ghost. Can also be ghost shlogger, defined as the person having sex with a ghost.
I saw in the news where Susan has had sex with over 20 spirits. She's been doing a lot of ghost shlogging.
by Matty Wallbanger January 23, 2019
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schlogeling

Aimlessly and uncomfortably "being" with no particular purpose.
Everyone was in a hurry to get to work but Professor Bittner was just schlogeling at his own pace.
by SR914 June 3, 2016
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