scheduel

ske-dool

A battle between the stuff that you want to do, and the crap that you have to do.

Based on his previous experiences with my prioritizing, Jeff knew that his party invitation would be victorious against homework in my scheduel.

by palooza09 August 26, 2010

The Schedule

A way of describing that you are taking a dump once a day.

Julian: Dude, I'm back on the schedule.
Cameron: I've been on it since I started eating those cafeteria meals.

by abbott_j October 31, 2009

Schedule

List of things in order of when you will do it

Guys schedule:
Morning wood
Look up porn
Search random shit on ud
watch football

sex

by Flantacolisousniss March 28, 2015

schedule

Urban slang for a controlled substance regulated under the Controlled Substance Act. The substances are listed in a series of "schedules" numbered I through V, depending on when it was first subjected to federal regulation. These substances can be found at 21 C.F.R. § 1308 et seq.

"The five-oh came a'runnin' to pick up dem hoppers slangin' on the corners, but dey stopped me, and I had'a'had a little schedule in my pocket I forgot about."

by mcnulty April 13, 2007

shedual

Shemale with two penises

Is he/she a shemale or tranny, no she is shedual!

by Beaver777 August 29, 2016

schedulely

On the regular schedule; sometimes; when I feel like it

I'm on my schedulely diet.

by Mya99 November 6, 2017

Schedule changer

When sex with him is so good it changes your menstrual cycle

He was so good in bed last night, a real schedule changer!

by Bettyrocks21 July 1, 2021