A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.
It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.
It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.
"The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..."
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Some sort of drink that stings your throat. Like a coke or monster energy drink. Hey kathy. Let's go grab a throat stinger. Hey dude. I really need a throat stinger. Lol
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Get the throat stinger mug.One of the hardest sports in the world. Figure skating is much more than what most people think it is. It takes tremendous amounts of hard work and dedication. What time is your alarm set to? 7:30? 8:00? Well most figure skaters' alarm clocks are set to 4:00 AM to 4:30 AM. Our skirts arent slutty. They are shorter so that we can manage our jumps and spins easier because they take lots of flexibility. And just so you know, most figure skaters only wear skirts when they perform. They mostly wear exercise clothing to allow flexibilty. Figure skating is an incredibly tough sport. At least when hockey players fall they have lots of padding. Figure skaters do not. Though you may think figure skating is an "easy", "girly", "slutty" sport, you are OH so wrong. We more exercise before 7:00 AM, then most people get all day. We do wtuff that requires a huge amount of physical and mental energy and make it look effortlessly beautiful. I hope this answer was informative.
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Reasonable person: It's illegal pay someone less based on their sex. No serious economist worth their weight in salt would take the "wage gap" seriously.
Feminist: So you're saying women shouldn't have the right to vote?
Reasonable person: What? No. I was just saying that if women want to, across the board, make as much as men, they totally can, they just have to-
Feminist- So you're saying women are your personal sex slaves who speak when spoken to and shouldn't be able to read or write?
Feminist: So you're saying women shouldn't have the right to vote?
Reasonable person: What? No. I was just saying that if women want to, across the board, make as much as men, they totally can, they just have to-
Feminist- So you're saying women are your personal sex slaves who speak when spoken to and shouldn't be able to read or write?
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Get the So you're saying mug.A sport that is harder than most people give it credit for. People freeze their butts off while jumping in the air and spinning, and most of you can't get off the couch. Figure skating is a very dangerous sport, with no padding on you if you fall on the ice (which I can tell you from experience is very hard). Tough on people physically, emotionally, and mentally. If you fall you could hurt yourself physically causing loss of confidence in your ability to do said thing that you had fallen on. Still a very fun sport though. Many skaters skate competitively all over the world
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