Homo Satchel

A playful term used for a purse, bag, or satchel carried by a man which gives him the appearance of being gay.

Aaron: Hey, check out my new bag. The pleather shoulder strap makes it so comfortable to wear, and it goes with everything.

Levi: What bag? Oh, you mean that Homo Satchel! Do you use that to carry your tampons in?...Faggot

by Dirty Rogue October 21, 2009

satchav

Someone who mindlessly follows instructions given by their satellite navigation system, despite road signs, dead ends and all real-world evidence to the contrary.

My Mum's such a satchav, she'd rather listen to that stupid voice telling her to drive down a six foot cow path than read the damn road signs!

by Gymnophoria August 30, 2007

bling satchel

A cute/trendy bag or purse. Usually used in conversation from one girl to another.

OMG, Holl, love the new bling satchel!

Hold on, gotta grab the bling satchel!

by LauraCMU February 4, 2008

scratchy satchel

Itchy scrotum.

Due to an unfortunate scrotal rash I eagerly paw my scratchy satchel.

by richippr September 29, 2008

Rot Satchel

When your ball sweat has that stinky tinge of vinegar and asshole. Sometimes it seems to be accompanied by a faint scent of bleach. It can also smell like leftover pussy from the night before. Either way, your balls, or the satchel that contains your balls, smell like hell

I cant stand that bitch, so the next time I get her to blow me, im gonna make sure I got some nice ROT SATCHEL ready for her

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

The Satchmo

while he plays your pussy like a trumpet and fingers your asshole until you cum so hard you start scatting

Girrrrrrllllll , last night he gave the Satchmo so good I felt like Ella Fitzgerald!!

by Rednikster April 14, 2016

satchel

*A slang term referring to the scrotum (AKA : male testicles).

*A slang term referring to a bag of marijuana.

*A type of case used by military personnel, often equipped onto their clothes; satchels are used for storing certain items & equipment.

"He kicked me in the satchel!! >.< "

"Hey man...got the satchel man? Heheheheh...."

"In Splinter Cell, you should always check an enemy body for satchels."

by Dave July 6, 2004