Santorum Fairy 

A Fairy who, with the help of a dildo spoon, cleans the santorum from the assholes of happy people everywhere, cheerfully sticking a dollar in their butthole region as she leaves. As legend has it, the Santorum Fairy bottles up the gooey waste and has built a house with it.

Jerry made sure to thank the Santorum Fairy as she gave him a dollar and wiped the mix of poo and his boyfriends cum that had developed in his asshole.

Santorum Fairy by SantorumFairy August 4, 2011

Santorum Surge 

A unexpected and/or explosive gushing of "santorum." Frequently caused by post coital flatulence.

After Tom had a santorum surge in my bed, I had to change my sheets

Santorum Surge by CptFitz January 6, 2012

Santorum Sweater Vest 

After two men have unprotected anal sex, they wipe the frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter on a third man's chest hair.

Rick volunteered to wear the Santorum Sweater Vest after the night's rigorous gay orgy.

Santorum Sweater Vest by SpoogeyMcSpoogerton January 11, 2012

Santorum surge 

The sudden expulsion of santorum from the anus.

Oh my god when he farted there was this huge santorum surge.

Santorum surge by jjhf0 January 6, 2012

santorum whisperer

antigay closet christians and politicians, outed by the news media who whisper about santorum foamy liquid and hot gay sex.

Rep. Foley is really a santorum whisperer.
Ted Haggard the santorum whisperer, claimed that his feelings of sexual attraction to men had miraculously disappeared.

santorum whisperer by B1truthteller February 27, 2012

Santorum Snort 

The instance where your sixty-nining your other half directly after anal intercourse, during which you instigate an orgasm causing some of the santorum to shoot out of their ass directly up your nose.

John: "I had just finished sixty-nining my girl yesterday when she shot hot slimy santorum up my nose!"

Jeff: "EWWW!!!! YOU GOT A SANTORUM SNORT?!?"

Santorum Snort by lMaNfTaRd November 7, 2011

Santorum Pictures 

A film studio known for producing bareback scat videos.

Chocolate Creampie Milfs was the first movie produced by Santorum Pictures.

Santorum Pictures by NewtGringrich September 2, 2012