Simoni

Simoni is the most beautiful, intelligent, kind, and goddess like women. Anywhere she goes she bring a beautiful energy around her and is always glowing. Simoni is a type of person you can go to because she will always be there to comfort you and offer you her support. Simoni is genuine, unique, and so rare. A women like looks like, speaks like, and acts like a goddess. She is the baddest b and is so innocent. She is ambitious and will go out of her way to achieve what she wants and always strives for the best. She is a type of women you want to marry and keep in your life. Simoni is a blessing from god.

You: Wow, have you met a person that is just so amazing it blows your mind?

Me: yeah, I have met Simoni and it’s like heaven on earth

by Yourgreatestgoddess November 22, 2021

saigonist

when a nigga dont fw sai or get him in trouble

ur so saigonist

by ppwagon9000 May 24, 2022

Simonized

The act of being exposed to something very deep or very funny that can be deconcerting and creates a moment of ackwardness during a discussion.

Damn, these future nobel price were Simonized.
Guys, let's Simonize Beaver Squad.
Watch out what you said, you could get Simonized

by SimzSimma September 24, 2016

Simonious

Someone deceitful and dishonest, also a little nefarious.

I wouldn't trust Michael, ive heard he's a a little bit Simonious.

by Qrut February 4, 2021

Samoni

A Samoni is a square being with electricity between its two antennas with a welcoming smile. Samoni is actually an alien and lives in black holes.

Have you ever heard of Samoni?

by Manthos3gr November 23, 2021

Simonist

Stemming from a Rule 34 image featuring Alvin and the Chipmunks receiving head from their respective Chippette, a Simonist refers to one who believes that Simon is the Chipmunk Receiving the Best Head. Unfortunately, this is incorrect as Simon is not Receiving the Best Head, and therefore the term has become synonymous with “retard”.

Simonist: “I believe that Simon is receiving the best head.”
Theodorian and Alvinist: “Oh no, here we go... the Simonist is at it again...”
Simonist: “Please don’t call me that...”
Because even the Simonist knows that it is shameful to be a Simonist.

by Microwave.io September 19, 2019

silk salmoning

Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.

That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!

by Sir Oli G bumwart November 12, 2006