Reverse Assmosis

The process of previous farts in a seat, chair, couch, etc reverse cycling up someone’s butt and being farted again.

Dude, someone must have been ripping ass in this seat because I’ve got some serious reverse assmosis going on right now.

by BDE84 July 20, 2018

Reverse Moses

The sexual act of keeping your partners legs firmly together whilst you attempt penetration. Can also be used in the same vein post penetration and in many situations where instead of parting ones legs, you must keep them shut tightly together, thus its name.

My girlfriend made me Reverse Moses her last night, took 20 minutes to get the tip in, but damn was it worth it!

by SpectreGrimm August 28, 2019

Reverse reverse psychology

Basically just plain ol' psychology. Reverse reverse psychology only exists when the other person assumes that you are doing reverse psychology on them (when you are not).

Sgt McDonut: "I wouldn't press the button that says 'eject' if I were you."

Pvt Cummings: "I know you're just reverse psychology'ing me, so I won't."

Sgt McDonut: "And that's exactly what I wanted you to do. The button was to eject me out of the plane, not you. Thankfully I factored in the possibility that you would think I'm doing reverse psychology. And even if I was unaware of your mental gymnastics, your reverse psychology guess would've screwed you anyway because the eject button for your seat was in my hands all this time. Get reverse reverse psychology 'd son."

*Pvt Cummings gets ejected out of the plane*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 20, 2021

fake raver

twelve year-old tennie bopper e tards that think that being a raver is all about rolling balls,making shitty techno tracks on your mac book, claiming that daft punk and justice was your MOST recent discovery, competing with your friends to see who can pop the most pills in one night without siezuring, and repping candies when you dont even know how to make one.If you want to find a fake raver just go to the next massive and look around you.

Sally-"John is such a fake raver, ever since he went to EDC he's been thizzing every weekend and blasts sandstorm every chance he gets!"
Suzie-"I hate fake ravers..."

by beezypleezy May 23, 2009

Reverse bagpiping

Performing fellatio on yourself in a manner that mimics a musician playing the bagpipes.

As a former musician and gymnast, Steve discovered a natural gift for reverse bagpiping during the malaise of the COVID-19 era.

by Vinay P. April 22, 2021

reverse hater

Reverse Hater - instead of them

Hating on you, they try to better themselves or do what you did wrong right .

Instead of harold being jealous

Of gerald being muscular and having
The attention of all the girls , harold

Started to work out and Dress better
Than gerald..... now he has inspired Drew to do the same .

Alex gave Brittney a gift she didn't like and she rejected both him and the gift.... peter saw this and gave Brittney cash money.

Don't hate congratulate and step you're game up.

Instead of eddy being jealous

That louis got that new dodge demon
And keying / scratching it up

He saved up and bought a Camaro
And tinted the windows
Thus making him a reverse hater .

by Blu_leef November 19, 2022

river phoenix

Talented actor of the early nineties/late eighties. He died very young of a drug overdose in October, 1993. He was nominated for an Academy Award for his supporting role in Running On Empty. He was also a vegan and an activist for PETA. He received a lot of acclaim for his controversial role in My Own Private Idaho, where he was rumored to have begun his drug abuse.

River Phoenix will be missed for his talent, most of all.

by Nikki R. July 5, 2005