Mattress Route

Sleeping your way to the top.

Amy: how did she get that job.
Araksi: that slut? she took the mattress route.

by Araksi P. July 26, 2010

L route

when you or a group of friends drive around aimlessly while smoking marijuana

dave: i want to smoke but i don’t want to stay home

josh: let’s take an L route then

by 🍁Thruple October 31, 2017

Hyperspace Express Route

What Earth will be demolished to make way for.

The demolotion orders are available on Alpha Centuri right now. I suggest you go there before it's demolished, so we can make a formal complaint.

by Jonah Rowley March 4, 2005

routes

The different paths a penis can take to maneuver through the various defenses crafted by women to protect their end zones.

Cam Newton thinks it's funny to hear a female talk about routes .

by Puntmuffer October 6, 2017

router

1. A wood working tool mostly used by Norm with a jig.

2. A layer 3 networking device that allows communication between multiple networks.

ex1. Damn, look at Norm jiggin' it up with that router.

ex2. I hate working on this DAMN router configuration.

ex3. I think the router is down! Who broke the internet?!?!?

by Big Herb November 19, 2003

Route-69

The crown jewel of road head. When the female is in the driver's seat. The male puts his hands on the brake and gas, and his legs behind the driver's head. Then they proceed to 69 each other.

We were driving down I-85 when we decided to take a detour onto Route-69.

by Lilmanbig July 11, 2022

roadinary route

When people (mostly locals that's been living in city or town for a long time) know their way around streets especially on stoplights, when you see the light red you find another route to your destination to make the trip faster.

Example 1:
Man- Whoa woman what are you trying to do pass that red light, you won't.

Woman- I'm just taking a roadinary route through this gas station. Its lot quicker than waitin at the light.

Man- No wonder why people say woman's drive crazy.

Woman- Stop your bitchin already

Example 2:
Man#1- Whats with all this traffic, mos def we're gonna be late with our dates. Ayo slow down. You're about to hit that car in front of us.

Man#2- Relax, stop squeezing your cheeks. I know my roadinary routine around this traffic

by BiGP00bAh March 9, 2009