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earbud reflex

the amount of time it takes to react to something; usually slowed by the noise-canceling effect of wearing earbuds.
guy 1: hey dude, i'm gonna totally pants Will over there, he totally won't hear it coming sinse he's wearing earphones.

guy 2: nawww dude, Will has some serious earbud reflex, don't even try it.
by dogmaster97 July 11, 2010
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Puke reflex

When you see a girl, and she makes you want to vomit—a combination of her past actions, her looks, and most definitely, her personality.
Ben: yooooo, Julia Calvin is soooo fit, man!!

Francesco: brev, stop tripping; she's giving everyone the puke reflex.
by urstrulyfran March 14, 2023
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motorial mirror reflex

(MMR for short)

When a person comes across another person head on while walking, and both try to avoid a collision and doing so yield to the same side a view times, resulting in an awkward moment for both participants.
"I walked to the station last week and i had a multi motorial mirror reflex with a chick. It took at least five takes to get passed her!"
by Dirtyminded December 26, 2009
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Chatroulette reflex

the time it takes you to next a guy jacking off or say hi to a hot girl
bob: hey lets go on chatroulette.
adam: ok
bob: eww theres a guy
(next)
bob: wow your chatroulette reflex is amazing
by Sir Cox a lot May 2, 2010
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Ya Mum Reflex

When "Ya Mum" is your only comeback and answer to every question possible. Usually developes in year nine boys.
Whats up?: Ya mum
OMG guess what!!: ya mum?
I'm going to the movies with Nikki tomorrow: i'm going with ya mum
This tastes like lipgloss: Ya mum tasles like lipgloss
Thats cheap!: ya mum's cheap
i love you: i love ya mum
Ultimate burger meal: ya mums the ultimate burger meal!
Did you do your homework?: i did ya mum!
What kind of music do you listen to?: ya mum
What do you want for your birthday?: Ya mum!
Dude you look like a zombie: so does ya mum
Any Questions?: Ya Mum!!
Guess what, i just finished Guitar Hero on Expert!: ...ya mum....
seriously cbf doing this assignment: neither can ya mum
i wish superman was real: ya mum is superman
Why??: because ya mum

i hate your fricken ya mum reflex!!
by AJI27 August 16, 2009
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Nag Reflex

When a woman complains or annoys anyone around her about something that hasn't been done the second she asks for it.
Wife: "Will you do the dishes?"
Husband: "After the game."
Wife: "When is it over?"
Husband: "Soon."
Wife: "How soon?"
Husband's friends: "That's some nag reflex right there."
by ognihs July 14, 2009
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Sheinin' Reflex

The sheinin' reflex is a sensitive reflex that is only triggered when someone is dancing near/with you, when you are not dancing.
In chronic cases. the reflex can be triggered by sound only.
When the reflex is triggered, you start dancing, awkwardly, trying to blend in, but pulling too much attention, making you "shine" on the dance floor.
Dude #1: "Check out Dan, he is doing the macarena, what the hell just happened here?"
Dude #2 : "Haven't you heard? that chick was dancing three feet from him and it triggered his Sheinin' Reflex"
by The Krugr June 7, 2010
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