racoon eyes

1.)an ugly chick who makes hereself feel better by wearing excessive amounts of eyeliner thus looking like the markings of a racoon

2.)what Johny Depp or Brittney Spear's eyes look like.

Did you see that skank with the racoon eyes?

by Libby June 22, 2004

racoon mask

A subject lays on his/her back, and a man dips his balls in melted chocolate. He then places his chocolate-covered balls on your eye-lids, giving the illusion of a racoon mask.

I gave my girlfriend a racoon mask because she was out of eye-liner makeup.

by QuakerOatmeal January 5, 2006

racoon sex

similar in nature to the donkey punch. Instead of a punch to the back of the head you give her two black eyes then run outside and kick over her garbage can.

brah i totally gave her the racoon sex last night.

by Sarah and Sean January 11, 2008

Screaming Racoon

Put a log of poop on your partners eyes, and proceed to punch your fist into her vagina.

Cleavland steamer meets donkey punch (to the cooch) Screaming racoon

by Dangleesack September 25, 2009

quaint racoon

An intresting raccoon in usual but attractive way

That racoon seems like it's a quaint racoon

by Quaint racoon April 17, 2023

racoon slut

Cassidy Franklin from mission BC

wearing too much makeup looking like a racoon and just being a straight up slut, racoon slut

by frankkksmithhh12345 November 11, 2011

Angry Racoon

Term coined after a man tried to have sex with a racoon and got his penis bit off. It means when you and your significant other had a fight and your girlfriend/boyfriend is sucking your dick and uses too much teeth because shes mad.

Guy 1: Sara got mad at me last night when I said her mom was a bitch.
Guy 2: Damn, what did she do?
Guy 1: Well I thought she was done being mad at me till she gave me an angry racoon later in the night.

by MistressJana February 3, 2009