Conversation Quarterback

Someone who can easily run a conversation, like a quarterback runs an offense. Will make you either easy to talk to, or just make people want to punch you in the face.
Example #1:

Jen: I don't think I can go out with Steve, I'm too shy to talk.

Beth: Don't worry, he's such a conversation quarterback, he'll make it easy for you.


Example #2:

Dude: Man, fuck Brent! He's such a conversation quarterback that he won't let you get a word!
by 888kingofkings888 March 09, 2009
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office quarterback

That guy who always wants the smallest amount of change returned after lending it to someone.
Our co-worker always wants the smallest change returned - he is such an office quarterback.

Office co-worker: "Hey man, I want my quarter back!"
by NitzoDiTotzo March 15, 2016
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Office Quarterback

That guy in the office that always wants the smallest amount of change back, so if you lend him a quarter, he will still want it back.
by Budder Golem June 14, 2017
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Sacking the Quarterback

"Bobby was found Sacking the Quarterback in the boys locker room."

"I found that mother fucker Sacking the Quarterback in my parents bedroom."
by Timmy McGuire March 11, 2014
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dirty quarterback

similar to the dirty sanchez. stick both thumbs up girls anus, reach around to her face and wipe small strips of feces under her eyes. she should
after the dirty sanchez, i proceeded to give her a dirty quarterback =
by B. Graham May 04, 2007
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quarterback sneak

when you're tossing a girls salad and in a sudden movement jump up and put it in her ass
i was hooking up with this girl and she called for the quarterback sneak
by jason evans August 20, 2003
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the quarterback sneek

The quaterback sneak is when you into your girls room and shes dead asleep with her ass up and no panties on and you proceed to stick your penis in her vagina .
Alex entered Melissas room last night saw her asleep ass up & pulled the quarterback sneek.
by DonPancrasio July 07, 2015
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